God, I Love Playing Grand Theft Auto
Frat boy #1: I feel like I just had sex.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, I know the feeling.
--Grand Central
Overheard by: Commuter
via Overheard in New York, Jul 29, 2008
Isn't That the Highest Compliment Among Your People?
Queer #1: Sometimes you remind me of Donny Osmand.
Queer #2: Sometimes you remind me of an asshole.
--NYU
via Overheard in New York, Jul 29, 2008
My Webcam Tested Negative
Girl: Did you use a condom?
Boy: Nope.
Girl: Your going to get an STD!
Boy: No, I'm not. It's okay.
Girl: That's what you said last time!
--Union Square
via Overheard in New York, Jul 29, 2008
Gene Simmons: What?! I Fucking Quit!
High school hipster #1: Dude, you know that guy Ray Simmons?
High school hipster #2: Who?
High school hipster #1: Ray Simmons, Ray Simmons. I dunno dude, the fucking guy from KISS.
High school hipster #3: Richard Simmons.
High school hipster #1: Yeah, that's it, Richard Simmons.
--Path Train to NYC
Overheard by: sweatin' to the oldies
via Overheard in New York, Jul 29, 2008
Though I'd Probably Have Been Smited by Now
Suit #1: I have to leave at five today.
Suit #2: Why?
Suit #1: I have to go to church.
Suit #2: Jesus Christ! I wish I was religious.
--New York Post
via Overheard in New York, Jul 29, 2008
Plus, I Got You That Golden Ticket, Veruca
Three-year-old: I have a lot of M&Ms at mommy's house.
Dad: Yes, but you get more snacks at daddy's house.
--Path Train
Overheard by: Jatmos
via Overheard in New York, Jul 29, 2008
I Wept Profusely Throughout
Emo kid: Dude, have you seen Alvin and the Chipmunks yet?
Big black guy: No, not yet.
Emo kid: It was off the hook!
Big black guy: Really?!
--Starbucks, Port Authority
via Overheard in New York, Jul 29, 2008
For Me, Getting Married Would Be Like Playing Madhouse
Drunk girl #1: Oh my god! Getting married is like playing house! It sucks!
Drunk girl #2: Yeah! I never want to get married or have kids. I have too many mental illnesses to pass along.
--L Train
via Overheard in New York, Jul 28, 2008
Good Point-- Fuck Those Furry Little Bastards
Little guy to big guy wearing fur hat: You know, wearing fur is murder.
Big guy wearing fur hat: So is me pushing you off the train.
--A Train
via Overheard in New York, Jul 28, 2008
Thanks for the Recipe, Pampered Chef!
Thug #1: Yo, what it mean when you call a woman "apple bottom"?
Thug #2 (half asleep): Cake.
Thug #1 to thugette: See woman, I told you it mean you got cake.
--1 Train
Overheard by: bianca's boyfriend
via Overheard in New York, Jul 28, 2008
The... Dude Police?
(drunk group of 20-somethings stumble out of a bar onto the street)
Unstable random lady: Alcoholic! You need to go to Alcoholics Anonymous!
Drunk guy: Dude, just mind your own business.
Unstable random lady: Don't call me dude! I'll call the cops on you!
--W 3rd & Thompson
via Overheard in New York, Jul 28, 2008
Sorry, I Prefer My Men Filtered
Redneck guy: Hey, got an extra cigarette?
Hipster guy with hipster girl next to him: No, sorry man.
Redneck guy: Well, can I fuck her then?
--43rd & 7th
Overheard by: no, she's mine
via Overheard in New York, Jul 28, 2008
Here is a Pearls Before Swine comic which answers the question for the ages.
Agnes wants to come up with the saddies to be depressing comic strips to make the reader's world seem so much brighter.
I have been negligent in my "Tom Tomorrow" comics because the Village Voice stopped feeding my RSS feeder with them, so here's the catch-up.
- Sparkman (last seen sometime last month) is able to overcome the bad press from his Anti-troops statement to come out the victor.
- An explanation for all the different Obama haters out there.
- An explanation for the "appeal" of McCain to his supporters.
- And, finally, the private eye film on the free market hand's need for a "fix".
Still with me? Okay.
Candorville did a comic which pointed out the lunacy surrounding Michelle Obama's pride in her country comment (trust me, it's worth reading).
Finally, a couple of comics I can actually embed (if I can get it right) that are random, funny, and here for the hell of it (courtesy of xkcd.com.
[code][url=http://xkcd.com/451/][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/impostor.png[/img][/url]
EDIT: I have no idea how to embed anything, so these comics will either not show up at all or will only show part of the image depending on your browser. I'll try to fix this later, since I need to be getting home.
2 comments:
My favorite:
Little guy to big guy wearing fur hat: You know, wearing fur is murder.
Big guy wearing fur hat: So is me pushing you off the train.
--A Train
I wish I would have been on the train to hear that!
Sorry, got to get back to my "eye-crack"!!!
XOXOXOXOXO
I have to admit, that one was one of my favorites too!
I'm not putting that "eye-crack" on my site. I've got too much other random stuff here to add to the insanity.
But it's just so much fun to watch. It's like those ball tracks (the systems where a ball can travel a whole bunch of different tracks and it's totally random), I could watch it all day.
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