Bluetooth Wednesday One-Liners
Chick yelling out window of hybrid SUV: I'm a better driver than you, and I'm texting at the same time!
Overheard by: Glad I'm walking
Black guy to no one in particular: Do you have Michael Jackson's phone number? [Taps on cab window] Do you have Michael Jackson's phone number? [To a little girl in stroller] Do you have Michael Jackson's phone number?
--58th & 9th
Overheard by: Jofo
Secretary-General of the model UN: Before we go, this phone was found in the bathroom -- it's a pink RAZR... It says 'Stud muffin' on it.
Crazy guy handing out Sprint flyers: Free camera phone! Soon you'll be eating the robots!
--Outside Sprint, Broadway & Washington Pl
Overheard by: Deby
Hipster girl, addressing iPhone campers: You're waiting for a phone?! I can understand if it was for cupcakes...
--Prince & Greene
Overheard by: non-mac nerd
via Overheard in New York, Aug 1, 2007
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Humor, thy name is Overheard...
Here's another quote from Overheard in New York (now to be known as OiNY). I thought the last one was the funniest, but I feel it would be disingenuine if I strip out the other quotes from this entry.